Enemy of Entropy

Crime TV

1 June 2008, 11:52 pm. 4 Comments. Filed under Fun.

I’ve been on a video spree over the last month or so, get­ting caught up with all three C.S.I. shows. We also fin­ished watch­ing sea­son 2 of Torch­wood, and real­ized that some of it wouldn’t make sense unless we get caught up on Dr. Who.

Annoy­ingly, all three C.S.I.s ended on cliffhang­ers. I do hate that. I would keep watch­ing next sea­son any­way, so why the tease? They’re all very well estab­lished. And one episode of C.S.I. Miami had a “spe­cial scene” that was only avail­able on the offi­cial web­site – and it isn’t there any more! What are all the view­ers who didn’t view it in real time sup­posed to do? I found a descrip­tion of the scene, but it wasn’t as good as actu­ally watch­ing it.

Sam is always amazed that I can watch that stuff. Hon­estly, the vio­lence and blood do bother me, espe­cially when there are ran­dom crimes. For some rea­son, it doesn’t bother as much as some other things, maybe because I take off my head­phones so that I don’t have to hear some sounds, and I gen­er­ally avoid look­ing at the bod­ies too much.

The part I like is the puz­zle, fig­ur­ing out how a crime was com­mit­ted and who did it. I know the shows are incred­i­bly unre­al­is­tic in many ways, from the fact that real crime scene inves­ti­ga­tors almost cer­tainly do not go run­ning around with guns to arrest crim­i­nals to the real­ity that nobody can be pro­fi­cient in every sin­gle type of foren­sic analy­sis that needs to be done. Actual foren­sic labs are almost always under­funded, so get­ting evi­dence gath­ered, processed, and ana­lyzed in hours (as the shows often depict) is pure fan­tasy. Real foren­sic labs don’t usu­ally get the equip­ment they need reg­u­larly, and they cer­tainly don’t have the lat­est and great­est toys of every sort in handy forms that every sin­gle tech can carry in his kit “just in case” he ever needs it at a scene.

I can sus­pend my dis­be­lief that much. And I can almost ignore the non­sense of “trac­ing an IP address to an email address” to get a criminal’s iden­tity in sec­onds. It’s Hollywood.

I watched the first episode of The Closer tonight, since I’ll have to wait until fall for more C.S.I. I don’t like cop shows as much as foren­sics shows, but I was intrigued by Kyra Sedgwick’s per­for­mance in some pro­mos I saw a few years ago. Her “Atlanta accent” is atro­cious, but the char­ac­ter is inter­est­ing. I don’t know why the “big plot twist” that was obvi­ous to me in the first few min­utes of the show would take a bunch of pro­fes­sion­als days (appar­ently) to fig­ure out, though. Maybe they’re too gender-​​bound? Who knows.

I sup­pose that if we had cable and I hap­pened to run across The Closer, I would watch it again. I think I’ll find another foren­sics show the next time I’m bored enough to go look­ing for view­ing mat­ter, though.

4 Comments »

  1. avatar Alice. 2 June 2008, 8:45 am

    The part about the CSI shows that finally led to me giv­ing up on them was that the foren­sic peo­ple don’t inves­ti­gate the crimes, don’t inter­ro­gate peo­ple and don’t bust down doors. I also totally agree with you on the “I just got this cut­ting edge new gad­get” annoy­ance, too. :)

  2. avatar Trisha. 2 June 2008, 4:58 pm

    I just fin­ished the first sea­son of Torch­wood, since I had to wait to get the DVD’s. Have you heard when sea­son 2 dvd’s will be available?

  3. avatar cyn. 2 June 2008, 5:33 pm

    No Trisha, I’m afraid I haven’t. We got record­ings from friends.

  4. avatar cyn. 2 June 2008, 5:35 pm

    Actu­ally, Alice, I can under­stand that part of the fic­tion, because it would cost so much more for them to pro­duce the shows if they really showed the num­ber of peo­ple who are involved in every inves­ti­ga­tion. It would also be nearly impos­si­ble to get view­ers to care much about any char­ac­ter if there were that many on a show.

 

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