Enemy of Entropy

“Go ahead, America. You don’t need us.”

9 December 2009, 6:51 pm. Comments Off. Filed under Fun.

“Watch all the top­soil go down the Mis­sis­sippi. Trans­port your chil­dren in bas­kets on top of your SUV death­mo­biles. Keep play­ing with your cute and cud­dly pal, the atom. Press your nose against the TV screen for even more edu­ca­tional 3rd Rock From The Sun enjoy­ment. Use plen­ti­ful gaso­line to burn book– read­ers at the stake. Don’t eat any­thing but sug­ared pork lard. Do what­ever you want.”

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I needed that laugh, so I fig­ured you might enjoy it too.

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