Enemy of Entropy
“Go ahead, America. You don’t need us.”
“Watch all the topsoil go down the Mississippi. Transport your children in baskets on top of your SUV deathmobiles. Keep playing with your cute and cuddly pal, the atom. Press your nose against the TV screen for even more educational 3rd Rock From The Sun enjoyment. Use plentiful gasoline to burn book– readers at the stake. Don’t eat anything but sugared pork lard. Do whatever you want.”
Nation’s Experts Give Up: ‘From Now On, You’re On Your Own,’ Say Experts
I needed that laugh, so I figured you might enjoy it too.
Results Are In! The Funniest Twitterer Is…
FoulBastard wins with an astonishing 34% of the votes! It may not sound like a huge lead, but when you consider that we had 33 nominees and 106 votes, it is! The first runner-up, BadBanana, had 14% of the vote.
Read on…
Mac vs PC: The Truth!
From Laurie McGuinness, part of a hilarious series.
Thanks for the pointer, Precious!
Whoops! Video Link Correction & Credit
The video I dedicated to Katie isn’t actually called Wake Up Cat, and it has been pulled from YouTube (or it was — it seems to be back, now).
The piece is by animator Simon Tofield of Tandem Films, and is properly titled Cat Man Won. You can view it on their site.
Solved! One Mystery of Geek Dating Problems
