Pure Silliness

Because it reminds me of mrp­syk­lops’s song “I Am a Hap­py Dog”:
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Gold­en Retriever:
The sun is shin­ing, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside wor­ry­ing about a stu­pid burned-out bulb?

Bor­der Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachs­hund:
You know I can’t reach that damned stu­pid lamp!

Rot­tweil­er:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Mala­mute:
Let the Bor­der Col­lie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Jack Rus­sell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bounc­ing off the walls and furniture.

Poo­dle:
I’ll just blow in the Bor­der Col­lie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he fin­ish­es rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cock­er Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the car­pet in the dark.

Dober­man Pinscher:
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Box­er:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark…

Mas­tiff:
Mas­tiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chi­huahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can some­body else do it? I’ve got this hangover…

Point­er:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…

Grey­hound:
It isn’t mov­ing. Who cares?

Aus­tralian Shepherd:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a lit­tle circle…

Old Eng­lish Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sor­ry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Ger­man Shepherd:
I’m not trained to change bulbs, just to guard the house. So don’t try anything!

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. Peo­ple change light bulbs. So the ques­tion is pointless.