Because it reminds me of mrpsyklops‘s song “I Am a Happy Dog”:
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that damned stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark…
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…
Greyhound:
It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
German Shepherd:
I’m not trained to change bulbs, just to guard the house. So don’t try anything!
Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is pointless.
