Humor, LJ, Paganism Pagan Girls Cynthia Armistead NewmanFebruary 26, 2003Leave a Comment on Pagan Girls Q. Why do Pagan girls make the best wives? A. She’ll always worship the ground you walk on. Share this:FacebookXMorePrintEmailRedditPocketMastodonBlueskyLike this:Like Loading... Related Posts Cynthia Armistead Newman Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher. Website https://technomom.com Posts created 4266