Put a Fork in Me

I’m done. BUT—so is the Home Depot that curiousmay9 and I vis­it­ed. Just ask sam­bear—he’ll tell you we brought home large por­tions of the store. Or, at least, it feels like it. We got Asian lilies Lots of pot­ting soil and leaf mulch…

Pest, Oh, Control

Dear Ter­mite Inspec­tion Dweeb, A noon appoint­ment does not mean that some­where after noon you might start look­ing for the clien­t’s phone num­ber and con­sid­er­ing maybe call­ing her. No, it means that at noon you should be in said clien­t’s dri­ve­way, out…

Anime Video Rentals?

Do any of you know of a place in the Atlanta area that rents ani­me videos? Katie’s tired of wait­ing for Cow­boy Bebop 5 & 6 from Net­flix. There are quite a few videos she wants that they just don’t…

Want a Macro

I think I need some­thing that inserts a dis­claimer in every­thing I write or say right now. I’m not swooft enough to set it up while drugged, though. Some­thing like, “Warn­ing: Cyn­thia is on mor­phine. Con­sid­er every­thing she says or…

In the Scottish Hospital

An Eng­lish­man is being shown around a Scot­tish hos­pi­tal. Towards the end of his vis­it, he is shown into a ward with a num­ber of peo­ple who show no obvi­ous signs of injury. He speaks to the first man he…

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