My comments are italicized.
An Arms Alphabet
by Nathan Barton
A is for Armed: An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
B is for Bear: The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. (What part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?)
C is for Cop: A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
D is for Dead: Dead is what you will be if you leave your defense up to someone else.
E is for Equal: God created men and women. Samuel Colt made them equal.
F is for Free: Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
G is for Gun: Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
H is for Handgun: If Handguns cause murders, then matches cause arson.
I is for Idiots: Idiots choose not to understand the importance of guns in self-defense.
J is for Justice: The justice system is usually too late for an unarmed victim.
K is for Kill: You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
L is for Liberals: Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals. (This use of liberal is not one with which I agree, but I know what the author means in current political terms.)
M is for Muzzle: A muzzle should be the last thing a thug sees pointed at his heart right before he dies.
N is for Nice: Isn’t it odd how people are usually nice to an armed person. (An armed society is a polite society.)
O is for Outlaw: When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. (If guns are outlawed, can we use box cutters?)
P is for Peace: Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety. “An armed society is a polite society.”
Q is for Quotidian: Open carry ought to be quotidian, everywhere.
R is for Rights: If you don’t know your rights you don’t have any. (When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.)
S is for Security: Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
T is for Target: Choose your target wisely and well. Make the first shot count.
U is for Undressed: In a freedom- and peace-loving society, someone without a weapon is socially undressed.
V is for Victory: When one person prevents a crime by using a gun well and effectively, it is a victory for all peace-loving people.
W is for Women: Women with guns get dates, not rapes.
X is for expired: That’s what happens to your rights if you don’t have arms to defend them.
Y is for Youth: Youths carrying guns responsibly are the future of freedom.
Z is for Zilch: We have zilch faith in cops protecting us, so we carry our own protection. (Zero fits better than zilch, doesn’t it?
Some “Simon Says” taglines:
Glock: The original point and Click interface.
If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights reserved.
The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
“…a government of the people, by the people, for the people…”
You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
911 — government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
Criminals love gun control — it makes their jobs safer.
Gun safety is to always hit where you aim
Please pass this ‘refresher’ to ten free citizens.