Regarding FrienDitto.com

Swiped with per­mis­sion from tfcocs.

I do not care if you use that ser­vice on me. I don’t want you to, but hey, if you do, you do. I con­sid­er it a back-hand­ed com­pli­ment. If you do repost my work there, how­ev­er, I reserve the right to serve frienditto.com with a cease and desist let­ter claim­ing dam­ages for $500.00 for each post that I write that is sent to that site. Fur­ther, I reserve the right to charge $100.00 per com­ment for any com­ment post­ed to this jour­nal. All mon­ey col­lect­ed with regards to the com­ments being repost­ed to an alter­na­tive medi­um will be dis­trib­uted to the author of the com­ments in ques­tion. The $500.00 fees which would be paid to me are meant to serve as dam­ages for the ille­gal theft of my intel­lec­tu­al property.

This state­ment has not been reviewed by an attor­ney, and is sub­ject to change.