I Have a License!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is one of those odd turn­ing points when you have a license to be a cute brat in charge of mis­chie­vous heal­ing. I dare you to stir up the exact kind of trou­ble that will make every­one feel bet­ter. It’s also a good time to start benev­o­lent rumors, break out in song dur­ing com­mit­tee meet­ings, and push your own but­tons before any­one else can push them. Please try to be one step ahead of your­self at all times, Scor­pio. And if you can’t seem to resist your crav­ing for the metaphor­i­cal equiv­a­lent of pick­les and ice cream–and I’ll be amazed if you can–be sure you bal­ance it by cul­ti­vat­ing a desire for ketchup and banana sandwiches.
Rob Brezs­ny

Cur­rent Mood: 😉sil­ly
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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