How Did That Happen?

How is it that I open up a fresh can of cat food for the fur­ry domme, and sud­den­ly a cat I have nev­er seen before starts yowl­ing out on my porch? The doors and win­dows are all closed! Tell me they can’t smell such things out there?

I will not go out to see the kit­ty. I will not. No. In fact, I’m think­ing maybe I should shut the blinds so I can’t see the kit­ty. And turn up the music. La la la. I can’t hear you—