How is it that I open up a fresh can of cat food for the furry domme, and suddenly a cat I have never seen before starts yowling out on my porch? The doors and windows are all closed! Tell me they can’t smell such things out there?
I will not go out to see the kitty. I will not. No. In fact, I’m thinking maybe I should shut the blinds so I can’t see the kitty. And turn up the music. La la la. I can’t hear you—