Freelance Writing Ad

Oh yeah — this makes me wan­na hop right over and give the peo­ple at mon­ey for reports!

We are in search of a writer to write a “Love Horo­scope Report” which states pos­i­tive mes­sages about a per­son­’s love life, for each sign.

Specif­i­cal­ly, we are look­ing for a Romance Report. The five-sec­ond sum­ma­ry is: “Your future tells me you will find a man.”
So what if the read­er is look­ing for a woman? And I guess this means that every sin­gle cus­tomer’s horo­scope indi­cates that he or she is going to find a man? Does that count dead bodies?

We need a 10–20 page report on this subject.

Require­ments include:

*credibility—we NEED cred­i­bil­i­ty with this writer. They should have expe­ri­ence writ­ing horo­scopes, astrol­o­gy, some sort of cer­ti­fi­ca­tion, or some­thing else that lends cred­i­bil­i­ty to their work. We will be look­ing very heav­i­ly for this.
Why do you need cred­i­bil­i­ty? I don’t think any­body with cred­i­bil­i­ty would respond to this ad, any­way! Because they’d lose it after work­ing with you.
*quick pace—we are look­ing for some­one who can have this done in a few days, and with a high lev­el of quality.
*cost—cost is always impor­tant. As we do not have heavy fund­ing com­pete­tive bids only please.
Obvi­ous­ly, there are fund­ing prob­lems. They can’t even afford a spell-checker!

Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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