Oh yeah — this makes me wanna hop right over and give the people at
soulmatesolutions.com money for reports!
We are in search of a writer to write a “Love Horoscope Report” which states positive messages about a person’s love life, for each sign.
Specifically, we are looking for a Romance Report. The five-second summary is: “Your future tells me you will find a man.”
So what if the reader is looking for a woman? And I guess this means that every single customer’s horoscope indicates that he or she is going to find a man? Does that count dead bodies?
We need a 10–20 page report on this subject.
*credibility—we NEED credibility with this writer. They should have experience writing horoscopes, astrology, some sort of certification, or something else that lends credibility to their work. We will be looking very heavily for this.
Why do you need credibility? I don’t think anybody with credibility would respond to this ad, anyway! Because they’d lose it after working with you.
*quick pace—we are looking for someone who can have this done in a few days, and with a high level of quality.
*cost—cost is always important. As we do not have heavy funding competetive bids only please.
Obviously, there are funding problems. They can’t even afford a spell-checker!