From the Neo-libertarian news portal:
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
I haven’t looked at the site beyond that yet, but I just had to repeat that line.
Study: Couples Love Kissing Right
Someone actually did a study on which way people tend to turn their heads while kissing? I really need to find out how to write grant proposals to investigate such vital bits of minutiae.