Noisy Baggage

From the Neo-lib­er­tar­i­an news por­tal:
Going to war with­out France is like going deer hunt­ing with­out an accor­dion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.

I haven’t looked at the site beyond that yet, but I just had to repeat that line.

Study: Cou­ples Love Kiss­ing Right

Some­one actu­al­ly did a study on which way peo­ple tend to turn their heads while kiss­ing? I real­ly need to find out how to write grant pro­pos­als to inves­ti­gate such vital bits of minutiae.