Swiped from jenngbob
Foo. I have to change an answer, ’cause I was wrong about something.
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | ✓ I don’t watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. | × I love to play video games. | × I’ve tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I’ve watched porn movies. (I’m terrible company during them. I find them so stupid that I can only laugh or yawn.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Healing is good.) | ✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Geez! It’s a Leatherman multitool!) |
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| ✓ I have broken someone’s bones. (A bully’s nose, back in 6th grade. With my flute case.) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. |
| × I’m paranoid at times. | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Maybe. I’m not sure.) | ✓ I need/want money right now. |
| × I love sushi. | ✓ I talk really, really fast. (I’m told that I do so, anyway.) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| ✓ I have long hair. (I guess I do now, don’t I?) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I wore acrylic nail tips for several years.) | × I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Oh please — I could survive. I just wouldn’t answer the phone.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (In some respects, yes.) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. | × I slept with a roommate. |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. | × I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | × I have a lot of friends. (I’m ambivalent on this one.) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Kissed. Could we just say kissed?) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (At 39, I am obviously NOT in the target demographic for this meme.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. | ✓ I’ve rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Again, ambivalent. I’m disabled and getting too old, but I’d dearly love to have a baby with Sam. I just don’t know how many more miscarriages I can survive.) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I’ve called the cops on a friend before. |
× I’m not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Because I’m not dead yet, silly.) | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Introverted, more like it, around anyone.) | ✓ I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (Are you kidding? I don’t make “moves” ever! I have to be the move-ee!) |
| × I own the “South Park” movie. | ✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Reading, yes.) | ✓ I enjoy some country music. |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. | ✓ I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | ✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Does posting a sign that says, “Sexual harassment may not be reported, but will be graded. Publicly.” count?) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | × I have dated a close friend’s ex. (I can’t remember. Maybe.) | × I am happy at this moment. |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
| × I don’t even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I used to. It’s not that simple any more.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. | × I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (I’m a Mommy and Sam’s partner, for the most part. What’s not to love?) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (Had. I’m fairly sure the holes have closed up now.) |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | ✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Does “was” count? Thank you, RSI.) |
| × I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | × I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. | ✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. | ✓ I adore bright colours. (Jewel tones, anyway.) | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Not as well as my daughter, but I can do it.) | × I can’t whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden. Badly.) | × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. | ✓ I talk in my sleep. (I’m told that I have done so.) |
| × I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. (That sounds uncomfortable.) |
| × I have a tattoo. | × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I’m an artist. | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. (What’s wrong with toes? Geez.) | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. (Was I supposed to be tagged? Oh well.) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (Still.) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (I’ll hug far more people than I’ll kiss.) |
| ✓ I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I’m normal. (Not with any seriousness, to the best of my knowledge. Not in too many years to count, anyway.) | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I wouldn’t say “many.”) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. | ✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (On marching band trips. We didn’t go away for band camp, okay?) | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can’t stand being alone. | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I’m a judgmental asshole. | × I’m a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. | × I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| ✓ I am a Libertarian. (Small “l,” thank you.) | × I can speak more than one language. | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. | × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Unashamedl bisexual, yes. Otherwise — huh?) | ✓ I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (That’s much, much less likely with Sam & Katie around. They don’t usually let me do that.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. (I don’t dislike it. I just can’t tolerate much of it.) | ✓ I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (What? Like, one person gets to check that? Silly.) | ✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | ✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes, yes.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. | ✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. | ✓ I don’t like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2–3 years. (I was too busy.) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Honest, definitely. Empathic? Maybe.) | ✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not really, but a diceless homebrew game that was originally sorta based on it.) | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. | ✓ I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (It’s higher than 0. Barely. The problem is carrying them to term.) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | ✓ I’ve gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I’ve performed in three plays. |
| × I enjoy burritos. | × I’m Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | ✓ Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. | × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the hell is Death Note?) | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
