LJCrush Wasn’t Bad Enough? (Oh — It’s the Same Guy)

That Mag­ic Crush thing? The guy words it as a “prac­ti­cal joke.” Yeah, right.

If you sign up, he sends you a link to dis­trib­ute to your friends — and a dif­fer­ent link so that you can go to see any­thing your friends entered after fol­low­ing the link you published.

Not very friend­ly, now is it?

Hi Cyn­thia Armistead,

Thank you for cre­at­ing a link at magiccrush.com. The link to send out to your friends is:

http://www.magiccrush.com/love.php?uid=5603641718

Your friends replies are view­able at our mem­bers area which is locat­ed at:

http://www.magiccrush.com/login.php

You can sign into our mem­bers area using the following:

E‑Mail: [email protected]
Pass­word: (removed)

Nor­mal­ly, we will noti­fy you when your friend gets fooled. If you pre­fer not to receive any noti­fi­ca­tions from us, you can dis­able it at the mem­bers area.

Best regards,
Mag­ic­Crush Team

Check out more great sites in our net­work at www.laughnetwork.com


Please do not reply to this email. This mail­box is not mon­i­tored and you will not receive a response. For assis­tance, con­tact us at [email protected].

To ensure that you always get our noti­fi­ca­tions, please whitelist us at your email provider.

You have received this mes­sage because you cre­at­ed a link at our web­site www.magiccrush.com. If this is a mis­take, go to the fol­low­ing address to remove your­self:Who is your one and only?

But­ter­flies in your stom­ach when you catch sight of that spe­cial some­one? Is it lust or is it true love? Will it work out or will it be just anoth­er futile attempt? Before you pop the all impor­tant “I love you”, use our Crush Cal­cu­la­tor to find out if he or she is The One!

Cal­cu­late your compatibility:

Your full name (both first and last name):

Full name of your crush: (you can enter up to 3 names)
1.
2.
3. 

Now, see if he or she is The One!

By using this site, you accept MagicCrush.com
Terms of Use.

The terms of use are sup­posed to make it okay to embar­rass your sup­posed friends — kin­da like taunt­ing the fat kid ’til he cries, then say­ing, “Aw, we were just josh­ing!” when Mrs. Cleaver comes out to check on the noise.

Terms of Use

Wel­come to magiccrush.com. We hope you enjoy our site.

Infor­ma­tion Col­lect­ed by MagicCrush

When you use the Mag­ic­Crush Cal­cu­la­tor, every­thing typed at the web form will be trans­mit­ted to the own­er of the link. If you do not agree to this, please do not fill in anything.

By access­ing this web­site and/or the use of the ser­vice there­in, you express­ly per­mit, autho­rize and give con­sent to the Mag­ic­Crush web­site to share infor­ma­tion about you or pro­vid­ed by you to any third party.

For more infor­ma­tion, please go to www.magiccrush.com

It seems to be a buy­er’s sell­er’s* mar­ket for ass­hat­tery, does­n’t it?

*Thank you, fibro fog!

Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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