LJCrush Wasn’t Bad Enough? (Oh — It’s the Same Guy)

That Mag­ic Crush thing? The guy words it as a “prac­ti­cal joke.” Yeah, right.

If you sign up, he sends you a link to dis­trib­ute to your friends — and a dif­fer­ent link so that you can go to see any­thing your friends entered after fol­low­ing the link you published.

Not very friend­ly, now is it?

Hi Cyn­thia Armistead,

Thank you for cre­at­ing a link at magiccrush.com. The link to send out to your friends is:

http://www.magiccrush.com/love.php?uid=5603641718

Your friends replies are view­able at our mem­bers area which is locat­ed at:

http://www.magiccrush.com/login.php

You can sign into our mem­bers area using the following:

E‑Mail: [email protected]
Pass­word: (removed)

Nor­mal­ly, we will noti­fy you when your friend gets fooled. If you pre­fer not to receive any noti­fi­ca­tions from us, you can dis­able it at the mem­bers area.

Best regards,
Mag­ic­Crush Team

Check out more great sites in our net­work at www.laughnetwork.com

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But­ter­flies in your stom­ach when you catch sight of that spe­cial some­one? Is it lust or is it true love? Will it work out or will it be just anoth­er futile attempt? Before you pop the all impor­tant “I love you”, use our Crush Cal­cu­la­tor to find out if he or she is The One!

Cal­cu­late your compatibility:

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Now, see if he or she is The One!

By using this site, you accept MagicCrush.com
Terms of Use.

The terms of use are sup­posed to make it okay to embar­rass your sup­posed friends — kin­da like taunt­ing the fat kid ’til he cries, then say­ing, “Aw, we were just josh­ing!” when Mrs. Cleaver comes out to check on the noise.

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Wel­come to magiccrush.com. We hope you enjoy our site.

Infor­ma­tion Col­lect­ed by MagicCrush

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For more infor­ma­tion, please go to www.magiccrush.com

It seems to be a buy­er’s sell­er’s* mar­ket for ass­hat­tery, does­n’t it?

*Thank you, fibro fog!