Comical Cop

I’m real­ly enjoy­ing Steve Rose’s “View from the Cop” columns in the AJC. How can you not enjoy a guy who reports crime like this?

A man named Quin­ton report­ed that on the 17th at about 1:16 p.m. he was walk­ing down Roswell Road near the 7475 block. Sud­den­ly, with­out any appar­ent provo­ca­tion, a fruity drink struck him. He went on to say that nei­ther the cup nor the ice hit him, only the fruity drink. The fruity drink put a stain on his shirt. There is no oth­er evi­dence of the fruity con­tent of the drink. I asked the vic­tim if he saw a small umbrel­la in the area where the fruity drink hit him. He replied ‘no,’ but he had a fruity smell to him. The tag of the car was obtained but the vic­tim of the fruity-drink attack said he did­n’t want to prosecute.

Check out How do you choose a lawyer? Think hair. It’s about halfway down the page.

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Cyn is a proud Mommy & Mémé, professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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