I’m really enjoying Steve Rose’s “View from the Cop” columns in the AJC. How can you not enjoy a guy who reports crime like this?
A man named Quinton reported that on the 17th at about 1:16 p.m. he was walking down Roswell Road near the 7475 block. Suddenly, without any apparent provocation, a fruity drink struck him. He went on to say that neither the cup nor the ice hit him, only the fruity drink. The fruity drink put a stain on his shirt. There is no other evidence of the fruity content of the drink. I asked the victim if he saw a small umbrella in the area where the fruity drink hit him. He replied ‘no,’ but he had a fruity smell to him. The tag of the car was obtained but the victim of the fruity-drink attack said he didn’t want to prosecute.
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