Reliable Housemates Wanted

Dammit, I want reli­able house­mates. I just found a way neat house list­ed for rent, with a pool and 6 bed­rooms and 3.5 baths. It’s only $100 a month more than we pay now. Yeah, yeah, we’re look­ing for CHEAPER hous­es, but you know&helip;if we had reli­able house­mates, it’d be a hell of a lot cheap­er than rent­ing two hous­es, now would­n’t it?