Okay—who didn’t write angst-ridden, self-important poetry as a teen? At least mine wasn’t goth!
Timely in Two Ways!
Monster Slash It’s a joke. It’s cute. Don’t bitch at me about the politics. Current Mood: 🙂amused
Swiped from HopeEvey
Q: What’s the difference between the Viet Nam war and the Iraq war? Current Mood: 🙂amused
How Many Bush Administration Officials Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work…
Arguing With Your Pets
reginod, this made me think of you. How to Win an Argument With a Cat Begin with a standard ontological argument, such as Gödel’s Theorum. Open with Definition 1: x is God-like if x has as essential properties those and…
Good Advice
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, “George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?” “Set an honest…
QOTD: James Carville
You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we’d lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You…
No Larva Left Behind!
Pure Silliness
Because it reminds me of mrpsyklops‘s song “I Am a Happy Dog”: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us,…
Yes!
A Possible Pagan Political Platform Plank if you please… Religious Road Kill Retrieval Right of Way Legislation Religious Road Kill Retrieval Right of Way legislation is imperative if we are to save the lives of many mesmerized Pagans. We need…