How Many Bush Administration Officials Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

None. There’s noth­ing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change any­thing. We made the right deci­sion and noth­ing has hap­pened to change our minds. Peo­ple who crit­i­cize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work any­more, sup­port­ed us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-flop­pers insist on say­ing that it is burned out, they are mere­ly giv­ing aid and encour­age­ment to the Forces of Darkness.
–John Cleese

(Thanks, red­crow­stu­dio! He found it in William Gib­son’s blog.)