Guide to Aramaic for Moviegoers

I have absolute­ly no plans to see Mel Gib­son’s cap­i­tal­iza­tion on the cru­ci­fix­ion. I did, how­ev­er, find this arti­cle fun­ny. I have no idea, of course, whether or not the “Ara­ma­ic” is real or just mumbo-jumbo.
What’s pop­corn in Aramaic?