Warning: The following photo may engender extreme reactions in bibliophiles. View with caution.
![Library Staircase](https://technomom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bookstair.jpg)
Of course, I’d never get Katie or Sam out of the stairway. And it doesn’t look very amenable to the mounting of chair lifts, does it? On the other hand, I could sit down and scoot up on my rump, with plenty to keep me busy while resting. It has to be safer than ladders!
*fans self*
*adds feature to dream house*
**drools**