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Of course, I’d never get Katie or Sam out of the stairway. And it doesn’t look very amenable to the mounting of chair lifts, does it? On the other hand, I could sit down and scoot up on my rump, with plenty to keep me busy while resting. It has to be safer than ladders!
*fans self*
*adds feature to dream house*
**drools**