I’ve Never…

Things that are true for me are bolded.

I’ve nev­er been drunk.
I’ve nev­er smoked pot.
I’ve nev­er kissed a mem­ber of the oppo­site sex.
I’ve nev­er kissed a mem­ber of the same sex.
I’ve nev­er crashed a friend’s car.
I’ve nev­er been to Japan.
I’ve nev­er been to Europe.
I’ve nev­er rid­den in a taxi.
I’ve nev­er been in love.
I’ve nev­er been dumped.
I’ve nev­er shoplifted.
I’ve nev­er been in a fight. (Only in self-defense. There’s a feel­ing about this ques­tion that makes me won­der if it means a bar fight or some­thing like that.)
I’ve nev­er had a threesome.
I’ve nev­er snuck out of my house. No, I just snuck my boyfriend in through my bed­room window.
I’ve nev­er pissed on myself. (I’m assum­ing this means as an adult.)
I’ve nev­er been arrested.
I’ve nev­er made out with a stranger.
I’ve nev­er been on a blind date.
I’ve nev­er lied to a friend.
I’ve nev­er had a crush on a teacher.
I’ve nev­er skipped school.
I’ve nev­er thrown up in public.
I’ve nev­er pur­pose­ly set a part of myself on fire.
I’ve nev­er eat­en sushi. (Tast­ed, under great pres­sure. ICK!)
I’ve nev­er been hap­py with myself.
I’ve nev­er met a movie star.
I’ve nev­er cheat­ed in any test/exams.
I’ve nev­er con­fessed my feel­ings for any­one before.
I’ve nev­er run away from home. (I was four, but it counts! I got over a mile away!)
I’ve nev­er been on a stage.

(Swiped from leduck)

Cur­rent Mood: 🙁bored
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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