Brezsny for This Week

sam­bear, I must place this here just in case you aren’t get­ting Brezs­ny mail.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Yes­ter­day I was busy reor­ga­niz­ing my room. While mov­ing some things to make room for my lap­top on a shelf, I tem­porar­i­ly placed it on the floor. “Please take note, Rob,” I said point­ed­ly to myself as I resumed put­ter­ing, “that the com­put­er is now on the floor. Do not step on the com­put­er. Did you hear me? *Do not step on the com­put­er.”* A minute lat­er I got dis­tract­ed by a phone call and ambled off to anoth­er part of the house. When I returned, I was lost in thought. As you might guess, my right shoe soon land­ed direct­ly on the lap­top. The dam­age cost me $125 to repair. The moral of the sto­ry, as far as it con­cerns your immi­nent future, Can­cer­ian: Don’t put the lap­top on the floor in the first place.

Wow—I thought that was an ADD thing instead of a Can­cer­ian trait 🙂

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You know what you remind me of late­ly, Scor­pio? You’re like gourmet sea salt that has been hand-har­vest­ed on a warm, breezy after­noon in late sum­mer from a pris­tine marsh in Brit­tany. You are, in oth­er words, raw and ele­gant; you’re pri­mal and pure; you’re a basic neces­si­ty but
exquis­ite­ly unique. I trust that you will share your funky sub­lim­i­ty only with those who treat you as both a valu­able spice and an essen­tial condiment.

Cyn is a proud Mommy & Mémé, professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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