sambear, I must place this here just in case you aren’t getting Brezsny mail.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Yesterday I was busy reorganizing my room. While moving some things to make room for my laptop on a shelf, I temporarily placed it on the floor. “Please take note, Rob,” I said pointedly to myself as I resumed puttering, “that the computer is now on the floor. Do not step on the computer. Did you hear me? *Do not step on the computer.”* A minute later I got distracted by a phone call and ambled off to another part of the house. When I returned, I was lost in thought. As you might guess, my right shoe soon landed directly on the laptop. The damage cost me $125 to repair. The moral of the story, as far as it concerns your imminent future, Cancerian: Don’t put the laptop on the floor in the first place.
Wow—I thought that was an ADD thing instead of a Cancerian trait 🙂
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You know what you remind me of lately, Scorpio? You’re like gourmet sea salt that has been hand-harvested on a warm, breezy afternoon in late summer from a pristine marsh in Brittany. You are, in other words, raw and elegant; you’re primal and pure; you’re a basic necessity but
exquisitely unique. I trust that you will share your funky sublimity only with those who treat you as both a valuable spice and an essential condiment.