Sam just made sure I saw most of the video for this song. It’s too good not to share it.
“The Bride” — Trick Pony
The day’s finally here,
There’s flowers everywhere.
The guests are waitin’ with sweet anticipation.
As I look down the aisle,
The preacher stops an’ smiles.
Church bells are ringin’ an’ the organ is playin’.
I’m so overcome that I could cry.
I’m so happy I’m not the bride.
She’s such a pretty thing
She don’t know anything
Ain’t gonna tell her that she’s outta her mind
The preacher asks the question
No I got no objections
I do, I do, I want him out of my life
Throw the rice and let those white doves fly
Oh happy day, I’m not the bride
Eat some more cake
Throw the bouquet
Pass the champagne, it’s time to celebrate
I’m gonna dance this night away
Oh yeah
The groom is gettin’ loud
His new wife starts to shout
Oh this is perfect, it can only get better
They’re fightin’ in the car
Off to a real good start
His momma’s cryin’ aren’t they lovely together
They’re drivin’ away, we’re wavin’ goodbye
Those call in, last amen, hallelujah
By the grace of God go I, I’m not the bride
I’m not the bride
I’m free, I’m free, I’m free
I’m not the bride
Good luck girl
You’re gonna need it
Ha ha ha
Ta-ta