For the Record

This is from twfar­lan:

(ahem)

I would like to go on the record regard­ing the fol­low­ing subjects:

1) I do not sup­port the “War on Drugs.” I think it is not only mis­guid­ed but in fact, poor­ly planned and executed.

2) I do not sup­port the “War on Ter­ror.” I think it is going to cause more ter­ror­ist activ­i­ty than it will ever sup­press. Fur­ther, I think it to be laugh­ably con­ceived and exe­cut­ed, even the slip­shod ver­sion we have now as opposed to what one might term to be a more applic­a­ble solu­tion involv­ing rather larg­er weapons than we’ve used thus far.

3) I do not sup­port the cur­rent Fed­er­al admin­is­tra­tion as it is being chiefed by a moron who thinks a C grade aver­age is some­thing to be proud of and who could not locate Afghanistan on a map, let alone spell it. I yearn for the days when a Pres­i­dent would have had to impress the peo­ple with his eru­di­tion and record of suc­cess, not what we have now, where fail­ures, coverups, and choked-back laugh­ter in the face of sheer stu­pid­i­ty are all we can hope for on the cam­paign trail.

There. Some­one call Tom Ridge of Father­land… I mean Moth­er­land… I mean DAMMIT Home­land Secu­ri­ty and let him read this. Yes, accord­ing to Mr. Ridge, I too may be a ter­ror­ist. (I’m not, but I doubt that means any­thing.) Do I sup­port replac­ing the cur­rent night­mare with a new regime? Damn right I do, world­wide to boot.

Okay. If I dis­ap­pear, you all know what hap­pened. Sad that it’s even con­ceiv­able in Amer­i­ca, isn’t it?