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Some­thing else from my friend Barry:

1. Birds of a feath­er flock togeth­er and crap on your car.
2. There’s always a lot to be thank­ful for if you take the time to look for it. For exam­ple, I am sit­ting here think­ing how nice it is that wrin­kles don’t hurt.
3. When I’m feel­ing down, I like to whis­tle. It makes the neigh­bor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decen­cy to be vague.
5. Don’t assume mal­ice for what stu­pid­i­ty can explain.
6. A pen­ny saved is a gov­ern­ment oversight.
7. The real art of con­ver­sa­tion is not only to say the right thing at the right time but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempt­ing moment.
8. The old­er you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are real­ly good friends.
9. The eas­i­est way to find some­thing lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
10. He who hes­i­tates is prob­a­bly right.
11. If you think there is good in every­body, you haven’t met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have some­one in mind to blame.
13. The sole pur­pose of a child’s mid­dle name is so he can tell when he’s real­ly, real­ly in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” togeth­er it spells “THEIRS”?
15. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numer­als for forty (40) are “XL”

Cyn is a proud Mommy & Mémé, professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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