A gay cou­ple are in a restau­rant hav­ing a nice din­ner. A straight cou­ple enter and take the table next to them, and imme­di­ate­ly start fight­ing. They fight about the menu and the wine. They fight about how to deal with chil­dren. They fight about the col­or of the new car­pet. When the bill arrives, they even argue about the amount of the tip.

When they final­ly get up and leave, the one mem­ber of the gay cou­ple heaves a sigh of relief and says to his part­ner, “See. Mixed mar­riages just don’t work!”

Cur­rent Mood: 🙂amused
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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