This is ’s fault. I go take one quiz she took and end up taking a whole mess of them. Heck, I took quizzes about things like “ayurvedic type” and I don’t even know what that means, really. So blame her. And that’s why I haven’t finished cleaning the house, too. Really.
Fortunately, I didn’t care enough about the questions and answers on some, like the “how competitive are you” quiz, to even be able to take them. I guess that means I’m REALLY non-competitive.
You scored 55, on a scale of 10 to 200. Here’s how to interpret your score:
You can’t deny it, you are a people person and you don’t mind book learning and a little direction if the group is good. You’d be most at home in a traditional spiritual setting.
You scored 4, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here’s how to interpret your score:
0 — 10
Not a gossip. The bad news is you may seem a little cold and distant to those around you. While it’s true that spreading malicious rumors is a bad thing, part of being human is being interested in other people. You don’t have to start your own website, but next time be a little less reluctant to lend an ear to someone who needs one. Discuss gossip with others like you.
You scored 25, on a scale of 0 to 120. Here’s how to interpret your score:
0 — 40
Selfless spirit. You don’t think much of yourself–literally–and it’s probably helped you get along with people and reduce the anxiety in your life. Discuss narcissism with others like you.
You scored 18, on a scale of 0 to 30. Here’s how to interpret your score:
17 — 30
Kapha. Your constitution shows a likely kapha (water) dosha. According to “Vastu Living,” someone with a kapha dosha should not sleep or work in the northeast quadrant, which is the realm of water. Read more about vastu here.
Wait — what if sambear and I are different types? Will we have to sleep in different parts of the house?
You scored 30, on a scale of 0 to 60. Here’s how to interpret your score:
21 — 40
Balanced forgiver. You’re a basically kind person with a sense of balance and boundaries. However, you’re no Mother Theresa.
You scored 23, on a scale of 9 to 27. Here’s how to interpret your score:
23 — 27
Spiritually Adept: You consistently act with spiritual intelligence, through sensitivity, compassion, and understanding.