For almost a week, I’ve been getting a couple of calls a day on my cell phone asking for Henry. I’ve had this number for four or five months now, and this just started happening. Some of them are really rude as if I have no business answering my own phone.
I was seriously tempted to tell one of today’s jerks that Henry dropped the phone while running away from my barn with his pants around his ankles when I scared him away from the livestock.
