Very Wrong Number

For almost a week, I’ve been get­ting a cou­ple of calls a day on my cell phone ask­ing for Hen­ry. I’ve had this num­ber for four or five months now, and this just start­ed hap­pen­ing. Some of them are real­ly rude as if I have no busi­ness answer­ing my own phone.

I was seri­ous­ly tempt­ed to tell one of today’s jerks that Hen­ry dropped the phone while run­ning away from my barn with his pants around his ankles when I scared him away from the livestock.