Morford and the Bible Makeover

Morford is just too wonderful for words.

Yes that’s right. Jesus is the Chapstick for the dry lips of your sinning self. Jesus is the holy Clearasil for your Satanic shin zits. Jesus is that amazing clenched feeling you get when you lie back and aim the shower massager just right and…oh, never mind.

(big snip)

“Revolve” devolves the teen cause. Not a word about how individuality is cool and self-exploration is way bitchin’ and that they themselves are divine, are all-powerful, and that sex is a gorgeous powerful wondrous sticky joy to be respected and enjoyed and explored and consented upon and well learned. Heaven forefend. That way debauchery and hellfire lie.

Current Mood: 🙂impressed
Current Music: “Is It Peace or Is It Prozac?” – Cheryl Wheeler
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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