Heaven Can’t Wait

An 85-year-old cou­ple, hav­ing been mar­ried almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, main­ly due to her inter­est in healthy food and exercise. 

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their man­sion, which was decked out with a beau­ti­ful kitchen, mas­ter bath suite, and Jacuzzi. As they “ooohed and aaa­hed,” the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

“It’s free,” Peter replied, “this is Heaven.” 

Next, they went out back to see the cham­pi­onship golf course. They would have golf­ing priv­i­leges every day and each week the course changed to a new one rep­re­sent­ing the great golf cours­es on earth. 

The old man asked, “What are the green fees?” 

Peter’s reply, “This is heav­en, you play for free.” 

Next, they went to the club­house and saw the lav­ish buf­fet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. 

“How much to eat?” asked the old man. 

“Don’t you under­stand yet? This is heav­en, it is free!” Peter replied. 

“Well, where are the low fat and low cho­les­terol foods?” the old man asked timidly. 

“That’s the best part…you can eat as much as you like of what­ev­er you like and you nev­er get fat and you nev­er get sick. This is Heaven.” 

The old man looked at his wife and said, “You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!”

Cur­rent Mood: 🙂amused
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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