A squad of American soldiers patrolling the Kuwait/Iraqi border came across the badly mangled body of an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road was a seriously injured American soldier. They rushed to his aid and, cradling his bruised head, asked what happened.
“Well,” he gasped, “I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash.’
“He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘George W Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too.’
“We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.”