Funny

A squad of Amer­i­can sol­diers patrolling the Kuwait/Iraqi bor­der came across the bad­ly man­gled body of an Iraqi sol­dier. A short dis­tance up the road was a seri­ous­ly injured Amer­i­can sol­dier. They rushed to his aid and, cradling his bruised head, asked what happened.

“Well,” he gasped, “I came across this heav­i­ly armed Iraqi bor­der guard. I looked him right in the eye and shout­ed, ‘Sad­dam Hus­sein is a moron­ic, deceit­ful, lying piece of trash.’

“He looked me right in the eye and shout­ed back, ‘George W Bush is a moron­ic, deceit­ful, lying piece of trash too.’

“We were stand­ing there shak­ing hands when the truck hit us.”

Cur­rent Mood: 🙂amused
Cur­rent Music: Jim­my Buf­fet <u>Off to See the Lizard</u>
Cyn is a proud Mommy & Mémé, professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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