A squad of American soldiers patrolling the Kuwait/Iraqi border came across the badly mangled body of an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road was a seriously injured American soldier. They rushed to his aid and, cradling his bruised head, asked what happened.

“Well,” he gasped, “I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash.’

“He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘George W Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too.’

“We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.”

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Current Music: Jimmy Buffet <u>Off to See the Lizard</u>
Cyn is Rick's wife, Katie's Mom, and Esther & Oliver's Mémé. She's also a professional geek, avid reader, fledgling coder, enthusiastic gamer (TTRPGs), occasional singer, and devoted stitcher.
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