What a weirdo! I mean, you’d think these kids were being, I don’t know, responsible or something! Just because she has an appointment early in the morning, she came home early. Kids these days! I don’t think I ever got home…
Things you don’t want to hear at home
“You look nice, but where are your pants?” Especially AFTER the girl already answered the door dressed that way! Mom & Sam ruling: Yeah, it may be a tunic, and marketed for wear over “leggings,” but we think “leggings” would have to…
Wow — We’ve Already Got the “Post-Gay” Generation
Researchers find it shocking that 11 percent of American girls between 15 and 19 claim to have same-sex encounters. Clearly they’ve never observed the social rituals of the pansexual, bi-queer, metroflexible New York teen. Ten years ago in the halls of…