I’ve just fallen in lust with a gadget that is so completely unrelated to who I am and the life I lead that the thought of me buying it is inconceivable. And yet, We wants it! Now!!!!! Um, sorry. I…
Honey?
I just asked my wife if she’s been seeding the bushes with kittens. Yes, that’s what I said. We’ve been talking, in a general sense, about adding a couple of kittens to the house, for many months. About a month…