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Meme: Reincarnation Placement Exam

Posted by Cyn | Posted in Humor, Memes | Posted on 11-09-2008

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Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Gypsy Camp

59% Intrigue, 44% Civilization, 66% Humanity, 59% Crowded, 33% Busy.

You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!

You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.

We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!

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Comments (2)

BORG CUBE??!!

Oh, god. I’m a drone? Lik­ing civ­i­liza­tion makes me a drone? I like the inter­net! I like indoor plumbing! 

Your result for Rein­car­na­tion Place­ment Exam …
Borg Cube

46% Intrigue, 73% Civ­i­liza­tion, 47% Human­i­ty, 46% Urbanization.

Borg Cube

Plac­ing you was easy. Accord­ing to your answers, you like things civ­i­lized, sophis­ti­cat­ed, and uncom­pli­cat­ed by things like human nature and adventure.

We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Wel­come to The Hive.

A haiku for you:

We Are With­out End

Meld­ing Your Distinctiveness

For­ev­er With Ours

Hope you didn’t want to be a roman­tic indi­vid­ual… but we couldn’t let that hap­pen, because your answers don’t show enthu­si­asm for human nature and free will. Just set­tle down, and allow your con­scious­ness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resis­tance is futile.

I got the same assignment 🙂