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Meme: Reincarnation Placement Exam

Posted by Cyn | Posted in Humor, Memes | Posted on 11-09-2008

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Your result for Rein­car­na­tion Place­ment Exam…

Gypsy Camp

59% Intrigue, 44% Civ­i­liza­tion, 66% Human­i­ty, 59% Crowd­ed, 33% Busy.

You sing! You dance! You flee from the author­i­ties!

You were a bit dif­fi­cult to place, because you like civ­i­liza­tion and human­i­ty — but when it comes to work, you don’t real­ly fit into the sys­tem, the ruts and the rit­u­als, that mod­ern civ­i­liza­tion embraces. You like your own ways… your old ways.

We’ve placed you among a hardy Gyp­sy fam­i­ly. They’ll have you pluck­ing a vio­lin before you can talk, and danc­ing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your hors­es are mem­bers of your fam­i­ly. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you’ll have a good life. Even if your peo­ple are sur­round­ed by a world where they don’t real­ly fit in, they have each oth­er, an oasis of com­pat­i­bil­i­ty in an unbal­anced world. We know you’ll make the most of it!

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Comments (2)

BORG CUBE??!!

Oh, god. I’m a drone? Lik­ing civ­i­liza­tion makes me a drone? I like the inter­net! I like indoor plumb­ing!

Your result for Rein­car­na­tion Place­ment Exam …
Borg Cube

46% Intrigue, 73% Civ­i­liza­tion, 47% Human­i­ty, 46% Urban­iza­tion.

Borg Cube

Plac­ing you was easy. Accord­ing to your answers, you like things civ­i­lized, sophis­ti­cat­ed, and uncom­pli­cat­ed by things like human nature and adven­ture.

We have just the thing: A Borg cube. Wel­come to The Hive.

A haiku for you:

We Are With­out End

Meld­ing Your Dis­tinc­tive­ness

For­ev­er With Ours

Hope you didn’t want to be a roman­tic indi­vid­ual… but we couldn’t let that hap­pen, because your answers don’t show enthu­si­asm for human nature and free will. Just set­tle down, and allow your con­scious­ness to sink deeply into the hive mind. Resis­tance is futile.

I got the same assign­ment 🙂